UNCLASSIFIED: Look at all your different colored hats!
My brother, Jermane, is in the army and I guess he was recently promoted. Now he's something like the cobra commander of his headquarters.
Here's a recent picture of him.
This is what I figure his days will be like now that he has increased responsibilities.
His old rank was sergeant slaughter or maybe it was cap'n crunch, I can't really remember. To be honest, I didn't pay too much attention to him, but now he's in control of the nukes, so I figure it's time to be nice, just in case...
If you're as worried as I am, you should help me appease him. I can deliver some necessary items to him, such as a Martin D28. Just get one and send it to me and I'll take it from there.
Hopefully we can keep this warmonger happy long enough to stock up on Twinkies, Spam, and vienna sausages in the new bomb shelter behind the furnace.
Now you know, and knowing's half the battle.
Here's a recent picture of him.
This is what I figure his days will be like now that he has increased responsibilities.
His old rank was sergeant slaughter or maybe it was cap'n crunch, I can't really remember. To be honest, I didn't pay too much attention to him, but now he's in control of the nukes, so I figure it's time to be nice, just in case...
If you're as worried as I am, you should help me appease him. I can deliver some necessary items to him, such as a Martin D28. Just get one and send it to me and I'll take it from there.
Hopefully we can keep this warmonger happy long enough to stock up on Twinkies, Spam, and vienna sausages in the new bomb shelter behind the furnace.
Now you know, and knowing's half the battle.
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