I married a crazy person

The closing on the house we bought is July 28. Eleven years before that, my wife and I went on our first date. We'll probably be moved in and settled by mid-August. We might even invite you over some time soon after that, but please, don't bring any wine.




The whole process is a bit stressful. I want to punch someone in the face. So does Michelle. I keep telling her to not let it be me that she punches.

She keeps telling me to eat heathly foods. She is crazy. I fear for my safety.