Working Saturday Sucks, Part II

After meeting with HR yesterday, it was determined that kicking the vending machines does not violate Meglo*Life's safety policy. In fact, they determined that kicking the vending machines, and the various vendors that come into the building, is good for employee morale. Now they encourage it. I was awarded a promotion and a raise. I now make over $23 a year, seriously.

I still haven't got my chips yet though.