Honorary Honors?
Apparently after reading this Forbes™ article on me:
MAN IS AWESOME
A man working at Meglo*Life in Wheathog, Connecticut is considered by many to be the most awesome man that ever existed in the entire universe, both the known and unknown universe.
When questioned, the man humbly replied, "Yes, I am awesome." At that point, the interviewer's head exploded and candy flew out of it all over the floor. Co-workers of the awesome man all ran around and gathered the candy.
"He truly is awesome," one co-worker exclaimed as he munched on some sweets.
"This candy is pulling my fillings out," another said.
The awesome man is known as Mike, but most people refer to him simply as
'Sir.'
Michelle then found this article about her in TIME™:
WIFE OF THE YEAR
The small rural town of HomerSimpson, CT is home to TIME Magazine's 2005 Wife Of The Year. "This was the easiest decision ever" said the editor of Time, "There was really no contest once we saw Mrs. D's credentials". To achieve this feat, Michelle allowed her husband to spend a gillion dollars on a drumset, and then continue to invest money on cymbals. For Christmas she even bought him new drum heads & sticks. Barring a migraine, she does not mind her husband banging away every evening when he gets home from work. She even makes dinner, vacuums, mops, does the dishes, and brings home the bacon. But what really put her on top was the fact that she didn't even complain when her husband burned through $400 of oil to keep his
beer warm.
"Thank you for this honor. Honestly this is overwhelming, as I am simply just going about my business, doing things that need to be done". Said Michelle as she put the finishing touches on her cousin's two-tier shower cake.
What's next in store for this super-woman? "Well, I was thinking of getting a pet rabbit and naming him Brer".
Can you believe that? We're getting a rabbit.
MAN IS AWESOME
A man working at Meglo*Life in Wheathog, Connecticut is considered by many to be the most awesome man that ever existed in the entire universe, both the known and unknown universe.
When questioned, the man humbly replied, "Yes, I am awesome." At that point, the interviewer's head exploded and candy flew out of it all over the floor. Co-workers of the awesome man all ran around and gathered the candy.
"He truly is awesome," one co-worker exclaimed as he munched on some sweets.
"This candy is pulling my fillings out," another said.
The awesome man is known as Mike, but most people refer to him simply as
'Sir.'
Michelle then found this article about her in TIME™:
WIFE OF THE YEAR
The small rural town of HomerSimpson, CT is home to TIME Magazine's 2005 Wife Of The Year. "This was the easiest decision ever" said the editor of Time, "There was really no contest once we saw Mrs. D's credentials". To achieve this feat, Michelle allowed her husband to spend a gillion dollars on a drumset, and then continue to invest money on cymbals. For Christmas she even bought him new drum heads & sticks. Barring a migraine, she does not mind her husband banging away every evening when he gets home from work. She even makes dinner, vacuums, mops, does the dishes, and brings home the bacon. But what really put her on top was the fact that she didn't even complain when her husband burned through $400 of oil to keep his
beer warm.
"Thank you for this honor. Honestly this is overwhelming, as I am simply just going about my business, doing things that need to be done". Said Michelle as she put the finishing touches on her cousin's two-tier shower cake.
What's next in store for this super-woman? "Well, I was thinking of getting a pet rabbit and naming him Brer".
Can you believe that? We're getting a rabbit.
Labels: awesomeness, my girl, useless self promoting info, what i'm always doing sometimes
2 Comments:
Speaking as Michelle's mother-in-law I think she is too good for you. And rabbits make good pets.
I'm too good for you mom, if that's even your real name.
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