Helen, you little hussy

I'm seriously considering purchasing The Fall of Troy's newest album In the Unlikely Event. I'm even thinking of getting the real CD (not just crappy mp3's --with all their digital clipping and other such limitations the average peon's ears can't detect but are there nonetheless tainting the music like the space between). Then I can lick the plastic at night before I go to sleep.

You can wiggle, you can dance, part 2

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed pee pee all over the seat and toilet and floor. I know for a fact my pee pee was only on the front of the toilet. I clinched my hand into a fist...

Logan!!!




LOGAN!!!!

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Smell ya later!

You can wiggle, you can dance...

Something I don't like:
When I use the restroom at the store and after washing my hands, use the Xlerator to dry them, the overpowered blast of air shoots water drops all over my crotch and when I leave the restroom, people think I got pee pee on my pants.