Tacos Rule --> What I'm always doing sometimes: December 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008

Thanks

Thanks to you for giving me presents for Christmas. My favorite thing is what you gave me. I really appreciate it.

Please note that there are still a few things not crossed off my list, and since new year's is right around a corner, there are plenty of great things you can still get me as a new year's day present.

It would totally suck if I didn't get all I asked for, especially since I was so good this year, and I fed all of you on Christmas day, or on Logan's birthday party, or at Bob's since I made the mac and cheese this year.

Speaking of sucky things, the Thrashers are totally crappy. Not really a newsflash since they have always been below average. At least they've won more games than the Detroit Cry-ins.

I'm mildly disappointed that the Patriots lost the tiebreaker against the Dolphins. Both teams are 11-5, both are 4-2 in the AFC east, and both are 10-3 against similar opponents, but one of the Pats' losses was against the Chargers whereas the Dolphins lost to the Chiefs - meaning the Dolphins were 8-4 against the AFC while the Pats were 7-5. Oh well. I'll always have that 18-1 season to fondly remember...

S.I.T.
(text for "Suck It Trebek")

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Internet traffic

So I have this idea. I'm going to try and see how many people will send me $1.
$1 is not that much to spare, especially for a good cause, such as stuff I want. Plus, it is still the season the giving. All I need to do is get one million people to read my blog and then get them to send me $1. Then my charity will be completely funded for now.

Tell all your friends about it!

First though, I need to drum up some traffic on my blog, so I've decided to fill my blog with some inconspicuous buzzwords to see if that helps get more people to visit.

You probably won't even notice them.

HOT COLLEGE CO-EDS!!


Unforunately, I don't have the talents of the naked chef Jamie Oliver, who cooks hot dishes for men and women. Or male scientists like Edison or Bell, both who lead to enhancement of communication in this world. Or even a world leader, like Obama, who gets excited about helping people all the time so they can obtain freedom from pirates while shipping oil around the persian gulf.

This might be a little harder than I first thought, man.


Suck it Trebek.


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Monday, December 15, 2008

UNCLASSIFIED: Look at all your different colored hats!

My brother, Jermane, is in the army and I guess he was recently promoted. Now he's something like the cobra commander of his headquarters.

Here's a recent picture of him.
Wanna see my bazooka?!

This is what I figure his days will be like now that he has increased responsibilities.
Who wants a body massage?

His old rank was sergeant slaughter or maybe it was cap'n crunch, I can't really remember. To be honest, I didn't pay too much attention to him, but now he's in control of the nukes, so I figure it's time to be nice, just in case...

If you're as worried as I am, you should help me appease him. I can deliver some necessary items to him, such as a Martin D28. Just get one and send it to me and I'll take it from there.

Hopefully we can keep this warmonger happy long enough to stock up on Twinkies, Spam, and vienna sausages in the new bomb shelter behind the furnace.

Now you know, and knowing's half the battle.

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