About time, Slacker

Lazy sunnabitch

You're a sick itchy va jay jay!

I can't beleive you clicked on that link. You're a sick person. E-mail me $100.

Spring cleaning

I know, it's already summer.

I haven't had much time to do a lot of writing , posting, brewing, reading, etc.

But I did finally upload a post from the past.

Equalibrium

I'm impatient.

Damn, that took too long to type.


I'm not as funny as you think I am.

Here's a brief, real example of what I mean.

The other day, I was bringing the trash to the curb for pick up when I noticed something small moving slowly in the road. It moved in a weird way, almost like the wind was doing most of the work. I set the recycleables down and walked into the road to see what it was. It was a little squirrel. It appeared to have been involved in an automobile accident. Fortunately, it was only stunned--it's legs, back and head were all fine--it was only still a little scared. It looked like a young squirrel based on it's size and the roundness of it's face, but I really couldn't tell. I lifted my leg up enough to feel the stretch in my pants. Saddly, I admit, it was actually a little bit tough on my muscles, and it helped me realize I am a little out of shape and unflexible. I waited a moment with my leg in the air like some sort of yoga master. The sun made my shadow look long and funny. Then, suddenly, I dropped my foot, and my leg followed. Smash! The squirrel's head was crushed. I picked it up and drank it's blood, celebrating my victory over nature.

No! I'm just kidding, I didn't drink it's blood, that would be gross.


The point is, I'm only funny sometimes, and sometimes I'm not funny. When I'm not funny, I'm here. I probably won't update much, but I'll try real hard.

You might wonder how I can find the time to jibber-jabber all over these blogs, and I wonder how you have time to read them. Mostly, I don't do much at work, and my friends avoid me with clever excuses. If I really spent time with them, why would I need a blog to tell them what I'm always doing sometimes? They'd be there watching me do whatever it is that I always do sometimes!

There is a guy who makes marbles. He starts with some glass (which I guess is just sand) and melts it in a real hot oven of some type. He rolls the glass around, letting gravity shape the glass into a ball. He heats other colored glasses into long rolls, like logs. He scores the logs and breaks then. He heats the pieces up and layers them onto the glass ball. Then he heats the whole thing up again, rolling it around to let gravity make the shape into a ball. Then he adds more colors, sometime logs of colored glass, sometimes fragments or slivers. Then he heats it up again and rolls. The process repeats any number of times until he's satisfied with what he's made. He said that no two marbles are the same, with all the layers and rolling and heating.



I keep one of those marbles for a brain. That's why I'm so dumb.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, then died of fox ass leakage disease

I've been pretty lazy lately.

Oh, hold on a minute......ahh yeah..., I just peed my pants. No way I'm going to walk to the bathroom from here, or even finish this sen

Since I'm not going to post anything new for you knucklenutses...ses, here's some links to some of the best posts of the last two years.

- Allo, Hello, Hola, Grüß dich, Néih hóu,...
- Liberation Day!
- Wilderness Living...or How I learned to stop worrying and eat the steak tips.
- Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey
- A Great Joke
- Frisky Kitty?
- Wrinkly and senile
- I like cake now
- Monkeys in space
- Weather in New England
- ...I also have two nuts, not just one
- Always connected, just like the guy at Pantera Bread with the phone clipped to his ear while he ate breakfast with his wife, as if he was going to interrupt their nice morning together to talk on his cell phone. I wonder if he clips his home phone to head when he's at home, what a dickhead that asshole probably is.
- Sitting on her ass, eatting Bon bons


Bye now big floppy donkey!

Late Tuesday

Late Tuesday is a three piece, all female band from Bellingham, Washington- a coastal city about 15 miles south of Vancouver, BC. Amidst, the folk-esque, pop rock music, the three ladies harmonize beautifully. While it's nothing special, there is a quality to their songs that makes them easy to listen to, and even enjoyable.

Some reviews claim they sound like the Indigo Girls. I really have no idea about that, but I do know that these chicks actually look like women (i.e. no mullets) and they're not even that bad looking at that.

They offer up some songs to listen to and download for free from there website, http://www.latetuesday.com/.

Apparently they play with a backup band, and every song I've heard offers more instruments than just guitar and piano (which the ladies play themselves.)

Their latest albums were released on the BlueTree Records label. I know some of their songs are available for purchase from iTunes, but I'm not sure if they are for sale at any of the record stores around the Northeast.

I think that a few of the people who might read this post would appreciate their music. They are worth checking out at least.

Seacrest, Out.